Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A: Mistle-toad. Q: What does Santa Claus keep on his mantle? A: Nick-nacks. Q: How do elves clean Santa's sleigh ...

Either way, these funny Christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit. Related: How Old Is Santa Claus? Get Ready To Gasp When You ...