then immediately go home, film myself playing the slowest, most boring doom metal imaginable (e.g., a Bloody Panda cover), and then send him the video. ‘Cause, for real you guys… who the fuck doesn’t ...

By Jessica Lynch Ozzy Osbourne has confirmed he’ll perform from a throne — possibly even a flying one — at what’s being billed as Black Sabbath’s final-ever performance. Set to take ...