“Because working a deep-fryer will give him a new skill he could potentially put to use in the prison cafeteria.” Kimmel and ...

"The only thing you'll be fighting over is the jello cup on your prison cafeteria tray," Kimmel added. "Star Wars" actor Mark Hamill shared a picture that had the word "Guilty" appear many times.

Dana Ann Kitchen, 37, of Lock Haven, was sentenced Tuesday by Clinton County Judge Craig Miller to 27 months to 6 years followed by two years probation. She must register as a sex offender for 25 ...